Can't we just buy you a new Packers set of ear muffs or something?
If I remember correctly Vince doesn't fly does he? He's the John Madden of Electric Football. He would need you Tom to play the role of Murdock and drug him up like they would to Mr. T on the "A" Team.

They you would have to carry him on the plane and off.

Either that or drive the Madden Cruiser across country for him.

Either one I would love to see. That might just be my Christmas gift request.
RAIDERMAN