Anne, I know how goofy and loud Beenutt is and how hard it is to get Beenutt to stop talking, so if you ever need a break from that just call and I'll listen.

We have never had a better raffle assistant than yourself! I know you wanted to break out your bikini

to do the raffle drawing in as we had discussed

, but most of the guys in this hobby would have needed life flight before the end of the drawing and the other half would of needed prison sentences.
But seriously, I just can't be serious.

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EM-F-er [ěm -f-er] –
noun-abr-slang: Electric Miniature Footballer
1. a person/hobbyist/gamer who creates a representation of American Football in a small or reduced scale for competition or show.
2. the majority of forum users on the website,
www.miniaturefootball.org
—Idiom
3.
One Bad Em-F-er, negative shout out; pertaining to weirdwolf:
There goes one bad EM-F-er. I mean he can’t play and ain’t never win nothin’!